I tell everyone to “Take a number”
And “I’ll be with you in a moment”
This is my slogan when it’s spoken
And even when I slumber.
My husband says I do not multi-task
I need a clone and a replacement
It would be money well spent
And for this I will gladly ask.
If you need me for anything
Please sit and wait your turn
I appreciate your concern
My very dear offspring.
Via Daily Prompt: Replacement