The next time I come into money, and Heaven knows when that will be,
I will run and will not walk to visit the big store to buy me a monster RV.
This will be far from any petite or tiny house, but indeed a marvel to behold.
Perhaps a massive fifth wheel with painted stripes of black and gold.
Of course, a large one ton crew cab pick-up truck will be required
To pull the glorious recreational vehicle that will be most admired.
People will gasp and stare when they see the mammoth on the street
They will grab their phones for a picture or to quickly write a tweet.
I will travel cross country, meet new people, and dine under the awning.
There will be an adventure in my RV with each new day dawning.